Title:	The joys and wonders of life
Tag, you're it.:	boys, chats, life in general
Date:	2009-06-26 @ 23:23
Security:	public
Sounds like:	Spaceman - The Killers
Emotional emotions:	giddy

ATTN ALL: My faith in humanity has been restored. This is the most amazing thing ever.

[10:22:40 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: do u still hate zoe?
[10:23:12 PM] ☮Rosie says: I've been over this all for a whiiiiile. Why?
[10:23:34 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol
[10:23:41 PM] ☮Rosie says: ?
[10:24:08 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im her bestfriend. just wonderin
[10:24:51 PM] ☮Rosie says: Ohhhh. Geez, why has everyone in the world heard of me? O_o
[10:25:28 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im not everyone hun...
[10:26:01 PM] ☮Rosie says: K. whatever. Still, why does it even matter?
[10:26:14 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: cuz i thought u were very very bitchy
[10:26:42 PM] ☮Rosie says: I ask you again: why does it matter?
[10:27:08 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: fucking shit woman
[10:27:22 PM] ☮Rosie says: 'scuse me? O_O
[10:27:32 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol!
[10:27:35 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: u read me
[10:28:00 PM] ☮Rosie says: ....alrighty then.
[10:28:08 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so...sup?
[10:28:57 PM] ☮Rosie says: I am at a loss here. Kind of weirded out. Honestly...
[10:29:16 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: why? fucking shit. im trying to make conversation
[10:29:35 PM] ☮Rosie says: Yeah, but that's what's weirding me out. Why me?
[10:29:53 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: cuz u hated my bestfriend, now i wanna talk
[10:31:30 PM] ☮Rosie says: God, does nobody get over anything? You know why I hated her? Because my douchebag ex dumped me for her. And I had every right to hate her for it becaus eshe was a total bitch to me. BUT she has since apologised, and I presumed we all moved on.
[10:31:45 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so, ur friends?
[10:32:10 PM] ☮Rosie says: We're not like BFFLZ!!! or anything, but I don't despise her. Seriously, now?
[10:32:31 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Seriously. so how old are u?
[10:33:06 PM] ☮Rosie says: Goddddd. I'm sixteen,
[10:33:19 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: godddd dramatic much?
[10:33:46 PM] ☮Rosie says: Godddddd, I can't believe I'm doing this. How old are you, like thirteen?
[10:33:53 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol 14
[10:33:56 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: wow 2 years!
[10:34:01 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: zoes 15...
[10:34:13 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: youre not miss mature aiight?
[10:34:31 PM] ☮Rosie says: Neither are you, sugar. :]
[10:34:44 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i like when you talk dirty to me =)
[10:35:05 PM] ☮Rosie says: .....alright then. ANything else?
[10:35:14 PM] ☮Rosie says: This is acutally starting to become amusing...
[10:35:26 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: umm...zoe told me to tell you she likes your picture lol
[10:35:39 PM] ☮Rosie says: Tell her I say thank you. :]
[10:35:54 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: She says forsure
[10:35:56 PM] ☮Rosie says: kk.
[10:36:13 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so...do you like party and shit
[10:36:40 PM] ☮Rosie says: Zoe and I have had this conversation in the past.....
[10:36:51 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Im not zoe =)
[10:36:57 PM] ☮Rosie says: Obvie.
[10:37:05 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: u do? u dont?
[10:37:21 PM] ☮Rosie says: Does it matter?
[10:37:38 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: wow, attitude
[10:37:51 PM] ☮Rosie says: Wow judgemental.
[10:38:07 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im guessing u dont.
[10:38:19 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: did u go to the jungle rave? zoe went
[10:38:47 PM] ☮Rosie says: I swear, this is the exact same conversation zoe and I had teh other week.
[10:39:03 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: woo
[10:39:22 PM] ☮Rosie says: And I love parties. Parties are great. But I dont' believe I go to the same kinds of parties as you. Haha
[10:39:50 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: birthday parties? lol wow...no we go to party parties
[10:40:09 PM] ☮Rosie says: Now that's not what I said, is it ? ;)
[10:40:36 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: No? I dont see why you cant just answer the question
[10:41:20 PM] ☮Rosie says: Look sweetie, I'm not a fucking raver or anything. Now why does everyone seem to think I am?
[10:41:34 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Now thats not what i said, was it?
[10:42:53 PM] ☮Rosie says: Okay, I'll spell it out for you: I like parties, but I don't go to the ones you and your little pre-teen friends go to. I don't do drugs, or get fucked up or anything, but I do go to parties. Happy? :)
[10:43:28 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol so, you think zoe does drugs? and im not a pre teen, ur 2 years older than me?
[10:44:13 PM] ☮Rosie says: Now did I say that? Whoops, my mistake. |-(
[10:44:41 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: So you think she does?
[10:44:49 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol she does...but did you think that?
[10:45:05 PM] ☮Rosie says: Well, I don't seem to have any reason to doubt it now, hahaha
[10:45:14 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol guess not =)
[10:45:24 PM] ☮Rosie says: kk
[10:45:46 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: K so if you dont wanna have a conversation... say so?
[10:46:16 PM] ☮Rosie says: Did I say that? Don't think so. This is morbidly amusing. Please, do carry on.
[10:46:46 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: alright. so, lol hows life?
[10:47:37 PM] ☮Rosie says: Life just got momentarily more interesting. I mean, I was watching a pretty good movie, but this is creating an interesting diversion, to say the least.
[10:47:50 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Glad to hear =)
[10:48:24 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Um, do you have a bf lol?
[10:49:13 PM] ☮Rosie says: Mmm, nothing serious at the moment. Being single is acutally pretty fun. :)
[10:49:44 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Yeah lol. Zoe seems to think that, so breaking it off with shawn =/ hes gotten way to spazzy
[10:50:11 PM] ☮Rosie says: Haha, I had a feeling. She's right, That boy was such a spaz!
[10:50:37 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: omg seriously, some of his texts
[10:50:49 PM] ☮Rosie says: ?
[10:51:10 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: he calls her his wife
[10:51:20 PM] ☮Rosie says: Oh godddd.
[10:51:23 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: and like...idk, zoe thinks its way too much
[10:51:34 PM] ☮Rosie says: Yeah. He was, like, REALLY clingy.
[10:51:50 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: she thinks its so fucking annoying
[10:52:25 PM] ☮Rosie says: I can see. He used to piss me off all the time. He was, like really insensitive
[10:52:40 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: and he always thinks shes cheating on him
[10:53:07 PM] ☮Rosie says: !!! He did that with me too. LAAAME. :(
[10:53:31 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i feel so bad for her =/ its insane
[10:54:10 PM] ☮Rosie says: I do too. But I'm glad she's breaking it off. Smart girl.
[10:54:28 PM] ☮Rosie says: Oh, and don't think i'm gonna go back to him or anything, hahahaha
[10:54:37 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol i asked, she doesnt
[10:54:48 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: she told me to tell u if you are, don't .
[10:55:06 PM] ☮Rosie says: Good. I haven't even talked to him in months.
[10:55:12 PM] ☮Rosie says: It got too weird.
[10:55:17 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im sorry
[10:55:22 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: you were pretty close?
[10:55:58 PM] ☮Rosie says: Yeah. WERE is the key word there, though. Hahaha
[10:56:40 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol =D zoes like 'i wanna mess around' and she thinks u can do alot better
[10:57:29 PM] ☮Rosie says: THere are so many better guys out there. Besides, long relationships in high school are sort of a draggg. :/
[10:58:03 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: specially when this kid wants to marry her
[10:59:13 PM] ☮Rosie says: Yeah. He told me that too, AFTER we broke up. We were havign this whole arguement, and all the sudded he borke down and went off on how his life sucks and how much he loves me and shit and I'm all like O_o OKAAAYYY...
[10:59:20 PM] ☮Rosie says: *broke
[10:59:39 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: god. its pathetic. we're gonna meet new people, god.
[11:00:03 PM] ☮Rosie says: Yeah. There are so many NORMAL guys out there. Hahaha
[11:00:10 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol exactly
[11:00:44 PM] ☮Rosie says: He was waaay too much of a drama queen too. lol
[11:01:01 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i know! and hes all over her. in public and shit
[11:01:49 PM] ☮Rosie says: I've seen. It was disgusting. And then he'd try to tell me that he TOTALLY WASN'T if I called him out on it. So sad. Haha
[11:02:14 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol god, he should grow up.
[11:02:29 PM] ☮Rosie says: He is so fucked in the head. He needs to just get over shit.
[11:02:58 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: he acts like hes the only one who's been hurt. zoes ex would hit her. like seriously? stfu shawn.
[11:03:38 PM] ☮Rosie says: I know. He's such a selfish bitch! Hahaha
[11:04:02 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: Lol =D idk, his friend devin is cool lol
[11:04:28 PM] ☮Rosie says: I met him like once. Don't think he liked me very much...:/
[11:04:42 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol doesnt seem like he likes zoe that much either
[11:05:04 PM] ☮Rosie says: GASP!!!! Maybe he has a gay crush on Shawn!!!! Hahahahaha
[11:05:17 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i wouldnt doubt it lol =D
[11:05:48 PM] ☮Rosie says: Hahaha, I'd always tease him about it and he'd always deny it, but I dunno.....XDDD
[11:06:22 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol. now that he knows theyre breaking up all his friends hate her. its stupid
[11:06:53 PM] ☮Rosie says: Dude, do you know Justen? HE is the biggest douchebag ever.
[11:07:16 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: yeah lol hes liked me and zoe for forever
[11:07:21 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: asks her for nudes lol!
[11:07:27 PM] ☮Rosie says: Add me to the list. :(
[11:07:35 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: god, stupid
[11:08:14 PM] ☮Rosie says: I haven't even spoken to the guy in FOREVER, and he's still spreading shit lies about me. Douche!
[11:08:36 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: yeah i heard what he said about you to zoe
[11:08:47 PM] ☮Rosie says: None of it's true.
[11:08:53 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: she knows, now
[11:08:56 PM] ☮Rosie says: And I haven't even HEARD IT ALL!
[11:09:02 PM] ☮Rosie says: Sooo  fucked up.
[11:09:06 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: omg. you should ask zoe sometime lol
[11:09:22 PM] ☮Rosie says: Godd, I don't even want to think about it.
[11:09:33 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol its pretty fucked.
[11:09:43 PM] ☮Rosie says: You know?
[11:09:56 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: most of it
[11:10:00 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: zoe knows it all though
[11:10:02 PM] ☮Rosie says: Mind spilling it?
[11:10:11 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: you could ask zoe?
[11:10:34 PM] ☮Rosie says: yeah, but you're online. Promise I'll onlly laugh over it. ;)
[11:10:49 PM] ☮Rosie says: Who are you, anyway?
[11:10:52 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: ohh lol
[11:10:55 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im jc =D
[11:10:59 PM] ☮Rosie says: K
[11:11:21 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i'll tell you what i know, and let zoe tell you the rest? shes like 3 feet away
[11:11:29 PM] ☮Rosie says: K. :]
[11:11:36 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so, im not sure what you know
[11:11:43 PM] ☮Rosie says: 's ok.
[11:12:10 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: he wanted you mad, so he sent some pic to you of zoe sitting on shawn
[11:12:19 PM] ☮Rosie says: yep
[11:13:18 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so then he was like yeah zoe shes shawns girlfriend you should make her pissy
[11:13:27 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: so thats why she was a bitch on the phone
[11:13:34 PM] ☮Rosie says: Alright.
[11:13:55 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: and he would always say if she did glories he'd 'hold you back' so you wouldnt kill her cuz he made her think u were gonna
[11:14:14 PM] ☮Rosie says: Ohhhh goddd.....
[11:14:27 PM] ☮Rosie says: That's hilariously sad.
[11:15:30 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: and idk really, he just wanted them together cause zoe liked him and he thought he was gonna get something out of it.
[11:16:20 PM] ☮Rosie says: He always tried to break shawn and I up, apparantly because he thought that I would fuck him if he did. EWWWW. XP
[11:16:35 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: yeah, he seems to think that lol
[11:17:10 PM] ☮Rosie says: Even teh most derperate person in the world wouldn't fuck that piece of shit.
[11:17:16 PM] ☮Rosie says: desperate
[11:17:39 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol well maybe some chick
[11:17:49 PM] ☮Rosie says: That poor girl.
[11:18:09 PM] ☮Rosie says: I can honestly see him growing up to be one of those internet pervs
[11:18:32 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: yeah, really
[11:18:44 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: thats all i know?
[11:18:49 PM] ☮Rosie says: K.
[11:18:51 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: if you have questions lol ask zoe
[11:18:55 PM] ☮Rosie says: Twas amusing.
[11:19:05 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: im sorry. hes an ass
[11:19:15 PM] ☮Rosie says: Biggest ass ever.
[11:19:27 PM] ☮Rosie says: LOL unintentional pun. Hahaha
[11:19:42 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: =D lol
[11:20:02 PM] ☮Rosie says: Soooo......anything else you'd like to discuss? Hahha
[11:20:12 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: i cant think of anything? you?
[11:20:21 PM] ☮Rosie says: Not much. :/
[11:20:33 PM] ☮Rosie says: Can I get back ot my movie now/.
[11:20:35 PM] ☮Rosie says: ?
[11:20:38 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: lol yeah sorry
[11:20:42 PM] ☮Rosie says: No prob.
[11:20:46 PM] ☮Rosie says: It was fun.
[11:20:50 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: mhhm =D
[11:21:15 PM] ☮Rosie says: AND tell Zoe that ALL is forgiven, and I wish her luck finding better guys. :)
[11:21:42 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: she says thanks, and that you can do amazingly better.
[11:21:52 PM] ☮Rosie says: Thanksss!
[11:21:56 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: yeah =)
[11:22:04 PM] ☮Rosie says: 'Right, byeee!
[11:22:09 PM] Zoe is a fuckslut whore. It's pathetic. says: bye!


I've got a giant X on the back of my hand for the first time in years. I put it there earlier because I was feelin' particularly edgy. It's pink and matches my ridiculously printed shirt. I saw this conversation coming earlier today, and I am loving life because of it.
Expect a real entry about my life maybe soon.

Backstory: ealrier, that slut zoe im'ed me to ask if I go to raves. I don't even know. I posted about my confusion on the effbook.

 

 Mallory Vaughan at 5:12pm June 13

Oh god! He is still dating her?

 Rosie Mayer at 5:20pm June 13

Haha, yeah apparantly. I guess their lying asshole of a friend has been telling her that I'm some drugged out raver or something. I don't even know. Hahaha

I haven't talked to you in a while! How goes it?

 Mallory Vaughan at 5:21pm June 13

That's awesome! I thought you said she was like 13 or 14, and she goes to raves? hahaha.
Hey, I am pretty good thanks, how are you? :)

 Rosie Mayer at 5:26pm June 13

I know, right? Like I said, complete opposite of me. It's hilarious.

Nice to know you're doin good. My life's gotten so much better in the past few months! Yaay. :]

 Mallory Vaughan at 5:28pm June 13

Ditto! You should get on the little chat thingy.

5:31pmRosie

Oh wow, I didn't realize I was offline. lol

5:31pmMallory

Haha no problem!

Glad to hear you're better. How has life improved for you?

5:31pmRosie

yeah, so how goes you life?

Oh, haha

my life's been so much better after I got that jerkface out of it.

5:31pmMallory

:)

5:32pmRosie

Yeah. I realized how awkward and frustrating our relationship was, and just got over it one day. im so proud of myself!!

5:33pmMallory

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I am so proud of you.

I swear we live parallel lives

5:33pmRosie

yaaay! :]

I'm quite enjoying the singluar life now. hahaha

5:35pmMallory

It's niiice, isn't it?

Though I got me a new boyfraaan. haha

5:35pmRosie

Oh, fiiiine. haha, kidding. ;p

it seems that all the guys I would consider datign are already taken! boo to that!!

*dating. whoops

5:36pmMallory

That sucks, but sooner or later...they won't be

5:38pmRosie

I'm counting on it. this one guy that i've had a crush on since middle school...well his girlfriend's graduating this week, and we're gonna be in the same art class next year...so yeah. i'm excited. :D

5:39pmMallory

OOOOOh! But is he breaking up with her when she graduates?

5:40pmRosie

i can only hope so. the f'ed up part is that he doesn't even like her anymmore, but he's too scared of her to dump her because she's a total psycho.

like, she said he's not even allowed to talk to me anymore. Craaaaazy bitch.

5:41pmMallory

Oh wow! Those types of relationships are caaraaazy

5:42pmRosie

Seriously. I feel so bad for him.

5:42pmMallory

I know this girl who thinks she is a vampire, and I hate her, and she has this gay boyfriend who she asked out and has been dating for 7 months and they have never made out, but she thinks she is going to marry him and he is just too scared to break up with her.

5:43pmRosie

oh god. what a trainwreck!

5:43pmMallory

I know!!!!!

I always thought he was gay, since 6th grade

5:44pmRosie

Wow, i feel so sorry for teh guy, being stuck with such a psycho

I used to know a girl who thought she was a vampire. she used to terrorize my friend nathan, and try to bite him and shit.

5:45pmMallory

Yeah she is a maniac

she pretends to be gothic and listening to breaking benjamin and wears

GREEN MESH

gasp

5:45pmRosie

D: !!!

5:45pmMallory

http://www.facebook.com/OctopusParade?v=feed&story_fbid=108733714879#/profile.php?id=691216494&ref=ts

note the twilight shirt

5:46pmRosie

oh god. twilight is what's wrong with this world.

5:47pmMallory

Yeah, Kristen Stewart needs to be burned somewhere.

5:47pmRosie

yeah, her and her one facial expression. hahaha

5:49pmMallory

HER OPEN MOUTH.

MOUTH BREATHER.

5:50pmRosie

that entire movie was just the most hilarious trainwreck ever!

5:50pmMallory

I know. Oh my god. The cast was so...ugly.

5:51pmRosie

And awkward! Such hilariously bad acting.

5:52pmMallory

I know. It was a joke.

5:53pmRosie

I spent the entire movie laughing.

5:53pmMallory

For me it was one of those "do I laugh or cry?" things.

5:54pmRosie

I alternated between laughing and cringing and laughing some more. hahaha

5:55pmMallory

Hah! Sounds like a healthy balance to me.

5:56pmRosie

It was fun. I'm just glad there were no rabid fans in teh theater. One might have bitten me or something!!

5:56pmMallory

Oh yeah, I don't doubt that. One like that girl.

5:58pmRosie

I was verbally harassed in a bookstore once by two twilight-girls. they asked me if I read th ebooks, and when I told them that I was not a fan, they screamed at me. :(

5:58pmMallory

Wow, I think they should go to group therapy!

6:00pmRosie

I don't think you could fit them all in one room. And then they'd just go off on how HAWTT rob pattinson is

6:01pmMallory

Maybe we could send them to be "re-educated" ;)

6:02pmRosie

yeah. lock 'em in a theater and force them to watch good movies, clockwork orange-style. hahahaha!

6:03pmMallory

Yes!

Or mass hypnosis?

6:03pmRosie

could work, could work...

6:07pmRosie

AAH! I have to go, sorry. It was nice talking to you again though!! :)

6:07pmMallory

Yes!!!

You too

Bye

Oh my god. Jesica and Taylor totally wrote this. I am in awe.

When you stay over at someone's house for three hours or more AFTER their party is gone, playing Guitar Hero.
[Saturday was Jessica's birthday. About 10 minutes after Josh showed up, we decided to play guitar hero becaus ewe'd never really done so before. The party dissolved around us as we pressed those damn hellbuttons. Game is addictive....we'd been playing for two hours straight when I left, and apparantly they stayed even longer. Amazing day.]

When you're asked to draw a uniform, and you automatically draw the drum major uniform.

WHen someone asks you if you like classical music, and you think "the time period, or the genre?"

When your best high school memory is a band event or something that happened on the band bus

If you own a band joke book or look up bando jokes.

When most - if not all - of your engliush projects have to do with band [I like the typo in English]

When you spend more time in the band room than at home

When your closest friends are all in band [ :3 ]

If the largest binder in your backpack is your band folder

If you're constantly changing clothes on the bus

You lead with your left foot

You can't go through the day without at least one band class [Jazz band has been amazing lately. We've been playing charts!]

If you would rather take another band class than drop zero period

You only go to sporting events if the band is playing

If you're a proud member of the Jazz Band Labor Union. [Fuck yes. Jazz band 1337/stage crew for life!]

You turn down invitations by saying, "Sorry I have band." [Story of my first semester life]

If your school year doesn't end until graduation is done...and you're NOT a senior. [I like not having to ever play this]

The first thing you think on the last day of school is "_____ days until band camp"

You put off all other classes for band homework

You like to dance...to drum cadences

You can't go through an episode of George Lopez without dancing to Lowrider. [or ANYTIME I hear this thing.]

If you constantly break into song

If you have performed a reed solo...or included hitting your instrument in a solo.
[Elias appeared in Jazz on friday, played first a basson solo, then one enitrely on double reeds. On the subject of unorthodox solos, I want to work in a lasergun solo. On the subject of solos in general, I played two today!]

When you have to smuggle Sprite to football games [This makes me believe there is a god and he exists solely in empty waterbotttles]

If you know that all halogen lamps at Beckman buzz in Bb [the more you know...]

If you know Bb is pronounced B FLAT, or C# is C SHARP [Andrew from guitar "You mean it's not big B little b?"]

If you have applied the Blues in F progression to anything other than soloes

If your first professional reference is your band director

If being called a bando is a compliment

You can't sing the Star Spangled Banner without yelling "CRASHHH!!!"

If you know how many chairs can fit on a chair rack (17...) [Best test question ever]

If you get a Varsity Letter in Band [only need one or two more!]

If you hear a whistle and automatically yell, "ONE!" [it's embedded in my brain]

You mark time when listening to music [so is this]

When you listen to marching band music on a daily basis

When your form of bribery is stealing someone's foot joint [This has to do with me]

If you wear your oband jacket outside of band events

If you have created a song with a broken guitar and party blowers [See saturday.]

If you go to a concert early to tune the instruments

If you base your dinner off of band lectures

You learned more about college from your band director than your counselor

You smell like Febreeze. [I enjoy that smell.]

You understand that suspenders go in the back.

The band moms give you the "girl talk"

If you think of the band mom's as your parents [they ARE our parents.]

If you come up with songs about cheese and bread.

When Tillamook cheese is just "Band Cheese" [mmmm, band cheese...]

When the highlight of your week is rehearsal

If you think about what you're going to say at the band banquet at least a year in advance [guilty]

You make these while sitting around waiting to go to the board meeting regarding elementary school music [this is what we did tonight.]

If you choose a college based on their music program...and you're NOT a music major.

If your birthday cake says something about band (for example, Bandos vs. Normies)

If you sleep in your band shorts.

If you know the significance of NOT forgetting a tuba.

You judge bands by how many tubas they have

If you've never missed a band event

If palatte refers to music, NOT food

If you miss football games when the season's done or enjoy marching in parades

If you know the difference between a marching french horn and a regular french horn.

If you play more than one instrument (excluding the piano)

If you know marching band is NOT a sport, but it IS a PE class

If you've actually recruited someone into the band

If you know the proper way to tune two piccolos... [best one ever]

When you've witnessed a cage fight for the tenor drum spot in drumline  [thsi was also amazing]

If you know all the different kinds of woodwinds...and their different sections (e.g. alto, etc)

If you've discovered an explosion reaction between two food products during a band event (*COUGH*GELATOCOKE*COUGH*) [yet another epic moment]

If you've ever been outside of your home state because of band

If you're totally chill with wasting your life making these...

You've played "The Floor is Lava" or "Hide and Seek" when you were older than a sophomore in high school [Mmm, music man]

You ALWAYS have a song in your head

On your last band event, you're already looking forward to next season

You can recognize instruments by the way they sound

If you know the proper term is "bando" and not "band geek"

You notice when posters are missing off the band room wall

If you can intellectually compare the acoustics in performing arts centers

You start conga lines to try to get your band director to dance

It's always someone's birthday (cough* Rana*cough*)

You have random Crazy Sock Days.

If you name your instrument.

If your life wouldn't be the same without band.
 

OHAI.

Well, I went to Hawaii last week. I also found out that Shawn's now going out with that trollop from valentine's-gate. And he won't talk to me now.

It hurt a lot to find out, and still hurts. I mean, COME ON. Why would he find that thing even remotely attractive at all?

Got some good advice though: (In stunning board of despair format!)

Originally Posted by TalonSlayer
The guy dumped you for another girl, lied about why, and lied about not wanting her all along. Why do you want to be friends with someone like that? He's not a "neat guy", he's a guy who pulled some scurvy shit. Try to salvage some bit of dignity and walk away, don't chase a guy who dropped you for another girl.

"and I don't wanna go loose him to some dumb whore that he'll probably be over in a month."

You already lost him. He doesn't want you. Don't waste your time on someone who chose someone else instead of you. Don't get mad at her, either. He chose to dump you, don't blame her. Don't act like she has anything to do with it. She made you no promises and didn't lie to you. He did.

I'm sorry you want advice of "keep chasing the guy, it'll work out, he'll dump her and take you back", but why would you want to take him back when he showed how little he cares about you?

At least he's not stringing you along, I've got to give him points for that.
 

Title:	Untitled
Tag, you're it.:	life sucks, nerdery
Date:	2009-02-18 @ 21:01
Security:	public
Sounds like:	The Unforgiven II - Metallica
Emotional emotions:	crushed

i know but i mean..thats a long time to want to focus on other things ya know...there has to be some other reasoning behind it unless he pleads temporary insanity.

 4:42pmRosie

Yeah. I guess. Part of me just doesn't want to get my hopes up about it, though. I hate being such a pessimist! (BTW, I think his entire life has been a case of permamant insanity, so I doubt that's a plausable excuse. haha)

 4:44pmTaylor

haha i guess...but i mean..why would it be so random?! i mean...havin a regular conversation n then he says that he doesnt wanna have a girlfriend at the moment?!

 4:45pmRosie

He's not...err...the BEST communicator ever. And I guess he's been hinting at it (complaining that I live really far and he never gets to see me, ect.) but I just ignored that. It was totally random and weird of him to bring it up like that.

 4:46pmTaylor

yeah..i dunno...its really confusing.....

 4:47pmRosie

I AM VERY CONFUSED, YEAH. Which is why I want to talk to him so badly. He just left me hanging. and he SAID he'd talk to me the next day, but never did. D:

 4:48pmTaylor

hm. thats really weird...i dunno...try n wait for him to talk to you i guess...ya know..i dunno....its really weird that hes just ignoring you.....

 4:49pmRosie

That's how I feel pretty much.


The chat didn't archive, but she pretty much said he's made a big mistake and to let him have his space and he'll realize that he screwed up big and take me back. Pessimist me says I shouldn't believe that.


Right now I'm exchanging Monty Python quotes with Ryan Crout via facebook IM. I have hit a new low. (should i mention that I was talking about Python with Shawn literally immeadiately before he broke up with me? It came out of fucking nowhere!)



 

 9:08pmRyan

so how goes it

you still pinin for the feilds?

 9:09pmRosie

Pining for the fjords, not fields dumbass.

 9:09pmRyan

fuck you flower head

i'll take that as a yes then since you're so angsty?

 9:10pmRosie

Hey, don't try to out Monty Python me. I bust out the heavy artillery nerdiness.

 9:10pmRyan

oh really?

do you in fact

have any cheese here at all?

 9:11pmRosie

Ohh, the cat's eaten it!

 9:11pmRyan

nope

fail

it's "no i dont' sir, i was deliberately wasting your time"

the cat ate the runny cheese

 9:11pmRosie

Shut up. It's from the same sketch.

I was pressed for time.

 9:12pmRyan

ha

haha

fail

an i told him

you might as well call it monty python's flying circus

and as luck would have it that's what they called it

do you think he stole the name from you?

that BASTARD!

i got a slug

 9:13pmRosie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie3Myg0c6U best sketch ever

 9:14pmRyan

i still prefer the voting one

the one with the polls

and kevin

phillips

BONG

 9:14pmRosie

Bonnnggggg!

 9:14pmRyan

very silly party

 9:15pmRosie

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

 9:15pmRyan

silly party

ALBATROSS!

 9:16pmRosie

It's a bleedin' seabird!

 9:16pmRyan

you there!

get up on stage we need youf or the next scetch!

i want to complain!

 9:18pmRosie

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

 9:18pmRyan

HALELUJAH

she gets it

oh no it's being hit on the head lessons in here







I sort of think this is awesome, I sort of think this is pathetic, and I sort of want him to shut up so I can go cry about how Shawn's still ignoring me.

Oh lawl, false alarm. Or just me overreacting. Or something.



We've been talking for over an hour about star wars music. I just added some XKCD (http://www.xkcd.com/515/) for valentine's fun, and a video of Mr. Fisher conducting at Pioneer (eurgh!) in a Darth Vader costume. And No Doubt's Imperial March cover which winssss harddddd no matter what he thinks. And we appear to be seeing The Dark Knight in IMAX sunday night. Hoorah for nerdery!

sucky thing: I wanted to see TDK today, but he forgot to call me. Sadfaces. But he just said he loves me sooo it's okay. :D
(I wonder sometimes if I'm too much of a pushover.)


OHAI Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=1248369641&ref=profile


This is damn ass long, but is too epic not to save.

[12:21:43 AM] Rosie says: Hey?
[12:30:26 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Hai
[12:30:44 AM] Rosie says: so...uhh, what did you do today?
[12:30:57 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: slept
[12:31:00 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: band pracitce
[12:31:09 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Sat in the rain for 2 hours
[12:31:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >_>
[12:31:56 AM] Rosie says: thanks for remembering to call me about making plans to see each other today...
[12:32:08 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: sorreh ;s
[12:32:16 AM] Rosie says: forget?
[12:32:20 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Yuh
[12:32:24 AM] Rosie says: nice.
[12:32:51 AM] Rosie says: I spent most of the day waiting for you, then went out for food a few hours ago.
[12:34:13 AM] Rosie says: why were you sitting in the rain for two hours?
[12:34:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: watching the guy from the gas company to make sure he didnt DO anything.
[12:34:49 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: .
[12:35:00 AM] Rosie says: wow. exciting.
[12:35:46 AM] Rosie says: are you doing anything sunday night? Or maybe monday? I miss you even though you forgot about me. :/
[12:36:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: i think i had those days free
[12:38:18 AM] Rosie says: http://movies.yahoo.com/showtimes/showtimes.html?z=92781&date=20090215&nt=10#T9
[12:38:20 AM] Rosie says: Sunday night: The Dark Knight in IMAX 9PM. Y/Y?
[12:41:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Yurh
[12:41:44 AM] Rosie says: :D Remember this time!
[12:42:29 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: kay
[12:42:56 AM] Rosie says: mmmbored..
[12:48:36 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: same
[12:48:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: imma
[12:48:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: go
[12:48:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: t
[12:48:38 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: o
[12:48:38 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: bed
[12:48:39 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: s
[12:48:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: cuase
[12:48:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: yea
[12:48:41 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: tired
[12:48:41 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: n
[12:48:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: shit
[12:48:45 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Oh
[12:48:46 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Wanna ehar
[12:48:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[12:48:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: song
[12:48:50 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: we
[12:48:51 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: recorded
[12:48:53 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: today?
[12:48:59 AM] Rosie says: y
[12:49:00 AM] Rosie says: e
[12:49:00 AM] Rosie says: a
[12:49:01 AM] Rosie says: h
[12:49:03 AM] Rosie says: s
[12:49:04 AM] Rosie says: u
[12:49:05 AM] Rosie says: r
[12:49:06 AM] Rosie says: e
[12:49:07 AM] Rosie says: .
[12:49:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: sec
[12:49:34 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Lol
[12:49:35 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its
[12:49:35 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: star wars
[12:49:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;)
[12:49:42 AM] Rosie says: hahaha.
[12:49:45 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: I
[12:49:47 AM] Rosie says: you are a nerd.
[12:49:50 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: wrote teh parts ;o
[12:50:05 AM] Rosie says: I read that as wrote the pants and was confused for a sec.
[12:50:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: lawll
[12:50:17 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the
[12:50:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: recording
[12:50:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: sounds
[12:50:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: shitty
[12:50:24 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the mic
[12:50:29 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: was picking shit up
[12:50:35 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: so it has a echo to it kinda
[12:50:55 AM] Rosie says: just say it's special effects. :D
[12:51:00 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: xD
[12:51:02 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: I ADDEd
[12:51:05 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: special eefets
[12:51:06 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;o
[12:51:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a WHAA wistle
[12:51:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: :D
[12:51:13 AM] Rosie says: ooooh!
[12:51:16 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: andrew was like
[12:51:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: DUDE
[12:51:21 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: WE NEE DTO USE THIS
[12:51:23 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: so
[12:51:32 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: we had tony use it for a second
[12:51:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: xD
[12:51:36 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its jsut a down ward wistle
[12:51:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Just*
[12:51:53 AM] Rosie says: can you send it to me now?
[12:51:57 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Yea
[12:51:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: finding the file
[12:52:25 AM] Rosie says: Oh, and send me the insturmentals on your band's myspaz.
[12:52:54 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist sent file "Orchestra_final.wav" to members of this chat

[12:53:05 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its a wav
[12:53:05 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;s
[12:53:11 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: :S
[12:53:12 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: i dont have a
[12:53:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: mp3
[12:53:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: converter.
[12:53:21 AM] Rosie says: I do.
[12:53:24 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: 38
[12:53:25 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: MINUTES
[12:53:26 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: WUTT
[12:53:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: mother
[12:53:34 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: fucker.
[12:53:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ._______________.
[12:53:42 AM] Rosie says: 38 minutes of what?
[12:53:49 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the download.
[12:53:52 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: for me to send you it
[12:53:52 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;s
[12:54:07 AM] Rosie says: holy shit. 43 minutes for me.
[12:54:11 AM] Rosie says: whattttt.
[12:54:33 AM] Rosie says: 2% completed. lawl
[12:54:36 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its becuase
[12:54:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: is
[12:54:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its
[12:54:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[12:54:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: wav
[12:54:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: sound
[12:54:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Wav
[12:54:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: is
[12:54:52 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a shitt yformat.
[12:54:55 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: 10 seconds
[12:54:56 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: of
[12:54:57 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[12:54:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: wav
[12:55:02 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: sound is
[12:55:02 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: 1.68mb
[12:55:18 AM] Rosie says: Yeah. Converter programs are nice.
[12:57:24 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: yuh
[12:57:27 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: it doesent
[12:57:31 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: have much of a bass line
[12:57:31 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;/
[12:57:37 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: had to write it in like a hour
[12:57:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: .__________.
[12:57:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: So this morning when we went to tony's house
[12:58:00 AM] Rosie says: I'll probably listen to it tomorrow...
[12:58:03 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: i brought it with me
[12:58:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: im
[12:58:11 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[12:58:12 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: downloading
[12:58:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: convettrr
[12:58:48 AM] Rosie says: That's really nice. I'm at 11%. T_T
[12:59:54 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Ill stop
[12:59:56 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the transfer
[12:59:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: downlaod th conveter
[12:59:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: and
[1:00:01 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: convert it
[1:00:03 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: really quick
[1:00:13 AM] Rosie says: the internet is like magic.
[1:00:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: so it slike
[1:00:16 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: 3mb
[1:00:31 AM] Rosie says: I'll live.
[1:08:06 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Asfqafgaeg
[1:08:08 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: few seconds
[1:08:28 AM] Rosie says: I am le tired.
[1:11:09 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist sent file "Orchestra_final.mp3" to members of this chat

[1:11:39 AM] Rosie says: ahh. Only 3 minutes this time :]
[1:14:39 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: But
[1:14:41 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: before you listen
[1:14:43 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: to that song
[1:14:45 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: I want you to hear
[1:14:47 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the Orginal
[1:14:50 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: one sec.
[1:14:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: So
[1:14:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: DONt
[1:15:01 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: LISTEN
[1:15:01 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: TO
[1:15:01 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: IT
[1:15:05 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: YET
[1:15:27 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: DONt
[1:15:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: LISTEn
[1:15:34 AM] Rosie says: dude. I've been in band for 6 years. I know john williams' star wars score like shit.
[1:15:44 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: BUt
[1:15:46 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: :O
[1:15:47 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Kay
[1:15:50 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: you know
[1:15:51 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the
[1:15:52 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Cantina
[1:15:53 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: song
[1:15:53 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Right?
[1:16:06 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: EXCATLY
[1:16:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >_>
[1:16:10 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Dont
[1:16:11 AM] Rosie says: Yeah. hahaha.
[1:16:11 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: listen
[1:16:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >_.
[1:16:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: K
[1:16:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: if you do
[1:16:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: LISTEn
[1:16:21 AM] Rosie says: I just wasn't expectiong that one.
[1:16:29 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: its
[1:16:29 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: epic
[1:16:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: LISTEN TO IT >:O
[1:16:57 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;-3
[1:17:30 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Imma
[1:17:31 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: send it into
[1:17:32 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Lucas
[1:17:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: arts
[1:17:34 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;D
[1:18:02 AM] Rosie says: I am lol'ing in real life.
[1:18:06 AM] Rosie says: this is amazing.
[1:18:08 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: XD
[1:18:15 AM] Rosie says: you are the biggest most awesome nerd ever.
[1:18:20 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ftw.
[1:18:31 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: THATS WHAT HAPPENS
[1:18:39 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: WHEN METALLICA AND STARS COMBINE :O
[1:18:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: i wish
[1:18:41 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;/
[1:18:44 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: metallica did
[1:18:44 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[1:18:47 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;/
[1:18:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Imperial March cover
[1:19:01 AM] Rosie says: that's what I was expecting this ot be.
[1:19:07 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY7pJbONtNo
[1:19:16 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: metallica
[1:19:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: imerpail march
[1:19:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;
[1:19:32 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: and
[1:19:35 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: rage against the machines
[1:19:36 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: have a epic
[1:19:38 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: remix of it
[1:19:40 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: .________________.
[1:20:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhUtm1lbAUc&feature=related
[1:20:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhUtm1lbAUc&feature=related
[1:20:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhUtm1lbAUc&feature=related
[1:20:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Rage against the machine
[1:20:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: FTW
[1:20:21 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: that remix
[1:20:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: is
[1:20:23 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Orgasmic
[1:20:26 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: .__________________.
[1:21:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: imma get
[1:21:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: brandon
[1:21:24 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: to let us a do a
[1:21:27 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: imperial remix ;o
[1:21:33 AM] Rosie says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g3tQz_f5as
[1:21:37 AM] Rosie says: No doubt FTW.
[1:22:19 AM] Rosie says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MsPqSJokSU     meant to post this one. :P
[1:22:21 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ghey.
[1:22:55 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: wai to ruin a gewd song
[1:22:55 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >_>
[1:23:03 AM] Rosie says: oh fuck off.
[1:23:17 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: MAI
[1:23:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: bass line
[1:23:21 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: will top that.
[1:23:25 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Watch
[1:23:26 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: GIve me
[1:23:33 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: 2 days.
[1:23:38 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ANd ill own dem faggotz
[1:23:41 AM] Rosie says: I'll be counting.
[1:23:44 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: K
[1:23:46 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: and
[1:23:47 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: it'll
[1:23:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: be
[1:23:48 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: like
[1:23:50 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: DEATHMETAL
[1:23:51 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >:O
[1:23:58 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: :O
[1:24:03 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: r2ds sounds
[1:24:04 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: x.x
[1:24:06 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: kewl.
[1:24:13 AM] Rosie says: NO DOUBT > DEATHMETAL. THERE, I SAID IT!
[1:24:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ONLY COOL PART
[1:24:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: the
[1:24:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Rest
[1:24:15 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: was
[1:24:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: FAGGOTRY
[1:24:32 AM] Rosie says: NO DOUBT FTW!!!!!!
[1:24:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ghey
[1:24:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: my
[1:24:43 AM] Rosie says: GWEN STEFANI IS COOL!!!
[1:24:44 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: CANTINA
[1:24:46 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ftw.
[1:25:01 AM] Rosie says: I agree with that, though.
[1:28:11 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: kay
[1:28:12 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: now
[1:28:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: yo uhave to coem up
[1:28:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: witha
[1:28:16 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: EPIC
[1:28:18 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: imperial marhc.
[1:28:21 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: march*
[1:28:23 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: AND IF YOU DONT
[1:28:29 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: YOU LOSE MY LUB FOREVER
[1:28:32 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ;D
[1:28:45 AM] Rosie says: We played it last semester in band.
[1:28:54 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: come
[1:28:54 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: up
[1:28:55 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: wif
[1:28:57 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: yur
[1:28:57 AM] Rosie says: I'm trying to find it on youtube.
[1:28:58 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: own
[1:28:59 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: >;o
[1:29:05 AM] Rosie says: IT IS MY OWN.
[1:29:06 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: improvise bishhh
[1:29:09 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[1:30:28 AM] Rosie says: my section didn't acutally play, but I choreographed a routine involving us taking our clarinets and nearly whacking the people in front of us in a lightsaber-esque fashion.
[1:30:38 AM] Rosie says: tryyyyying ot find on youtube!
[1:32:44 AM] Rosie says: couldn't find it.
[1:33:14 AM] Rosie says: found my middle school band director being epic, though.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXVfCJZoiB0
[1:40:13 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: btw
[1:40:14 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: that song
[1:40:19 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: i got
[1:40:20 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: a
[1:40:20 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: C
[1:40:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: on my final.
[1:40:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: ..
[1:40:37 AM] Rosie says: you got a C for that?
[1:40:42 AM] Rosie says: your teacher is on crack.
[1:40:42 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Yep.
[1:44:35 AM] Rosie says: Oh hey, standby a sec.
[1:44:48 AM] Rosie sent file "no_one_must_know.png" to members of this chat

[1:45:16 AM] Rosie says: Happy valentine's day. <33
[1:47:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: happeh v day.
[1:52:49 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: Night
[1:53:03 AM] Rosie says: G'night. Love you. <3
[1:53:20 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: lub yew tew.
[1:53:22 AM] |Shawn - White Vespa Bassist says: night
[1:53:35 AM] Rosie says: talk to you later.

I AM IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD RIGHT NOW!!!


So Children's Day, yeah. Got to skip school. There were only 20-something people in the cast. Shawn was in an amazingly good mood today, was was being generally adorable.

Michael shaved his head, was disowned by Shawn, is now Robert v2.0. He was also a Herod wife today. HOLYSHITAMAZING. There is so much cross-dressing in this show. It's awesome.

Robert was asked out by Melissa the other day. HOLYSHITAMAZING. Said he wants to "take care of her for the rest of her life" and called her "my little love-thing". A+ to Shawn for reading his sister's text messages. And EVERYONE knows about this. Like, Robert told Linda Lane who told my mom who told me, who told Shawn, who confirmed this with his sister, who messaged Patty (wtf? she's still alive?) that she asked out Robert, and then Patty told Mercedes, who LOLed over all if it with me this morning. Oh my god, they are perfect for each other. If you put them together, you might get a fully functional person.

Went to the Block between shows. Saw the Punisher. Went to Wet Seal, tried on clothes, am getting said clothes as presents. nice job of hiding stuff, mom.

At the nighttime show things went mostly normal. We were a bit too loud before the Herod Scene, but Shawn was trying to mess up my hair, and I had to defend myself! It's ridiculous how violent we are, and how we went from arm-grabbing, kneeing and elbowing to hand holding. I got him good as he was hanging up his costume, though. I WIN.

Going to Disneyland tomorrow. Whittier on Saturday. Three shows on Saturday. Shawn's birthday on Saturday. If Shawn doesn't show up to Glories that day, I'm not going. Seeing him for 6+ hours straight is the only incentive that would get me to do three shows after a marching band competition. But he wants to stay home because it's his birfday~~ and he just wants to sit around and play Star Wars video games on PS3 all day. I do not blame him. I am going to attempt to buy him a present from Disney. Sucks that his birthday's so close to christmas. I'll get him something Starwarsnerdy.

Mr. Goldenberg is a huge douchebag who truely does not care about the educational well being of his students. Oh shit, I forgot to read this week's chapter. Fuck.


Whatever. Disneyland!!!

It seems like forever has past since my last entry.


I still hate Wendy. At least now most everyone knows Shawn and I are together. But now I seriously believe she's been flirting with Justen. FAIL.x
Anyway, on the first preview night, she decided to jack my part which was so completly uncool. I was begging Serena to push her off the platform for me. So I get stuck in the finale scene, which sucks because I was stuck with a GIGANTIC costume, and wardrobe wouldn't do anything about it but give me another belt. I mean, I've seen Shawn wear that thing, and it's okay because he's like a million feet tall, but I'm only 5'4! It was like wearing a tent! And I had to carry a heavy thingy. Spent most of the scene talking probably too loudly to that asian girl from Grove (Cindy? Sydney? Sandy? Something...) and stuff.

Oh, so Wendy is such a bitch and annoying, and she should just go combust because she bugs the crap out of me.

Then there's all this fun drammerz! going on, mostly continuations of last year's fun. Justen is still not over Stefani. Sad. Robert keeps asking Mercedes out, because the guy won't take no for an answer, or something. Anyway, she's going to prom with him, lulz. Sad.

Then in the OTHER cast, I totally love the three miniShawn clones. I get along really well with twelve year old boys because I am one on the inside. Haha, penis.

And Brian has come full circle, and quit his job as a human lightbulb (For MONEY!!!!!) and rejoined the cast. What the fuck happened there? It's like an entire year was deleted in the history of the world. I am so confused. Why would he do that? And we're actually, like, friends again, which is really cool, but incredibly puzzling. Like, why? Why did he do that? I am caught in some sort of time warp.


I hate Justen really a lot for our 'conversation' tuesday night. I hate him because he was so obviously wrong, and said a lot of contridictory shit and stuff, but I really hate him because he was sorta right about some stuff, and I can't stop thinking about what he said and ARGH! Head explosions!
But seriously, now he's got me all worried. AND I WANT TO FUCKING SHOOT HIM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!



Hey, confession!: Shawn is cute, but I wish he acted at least a tiny bit like any other teenage boy, in that....well, it wouldn't hurt him to turn up the boyfriend rays a bit, you know?


Okay, more than a bit.




But we're still cool and stuff. Yeah.

Guess who hung out with Brian tonight? Oh hey, it was me! They had too many human lightbulbs, so they sent him down to do stuff in the cast. AND I DON'T THINK HE HATES ME ANYMORE! YAAAAY THAT ONLY TOOK A YEAR. Like seriously, we carried on a normal (?) conversation, he didn't attempt to ditch me at all, we journey scene'd together, and he brought down my banner for me. And still talked to me later on in the night. This is cool! He quit marching band, though, so I don't think I'm ever allowed to talk to him again, the fucking deserter. Blah blah blah college band whatever. He's not even in college yet!

Anyway, it's nice to know that friends don't totally hate you anymore.


 

Speaking of total hate.....Wendy. Get the hell away from my fucking boyfriend, bitch. She shows up out of fucking nowhere (like, she hadn't shown up the whole run) before Herod scene yesterday and is trying to steal Shawn's phone or something, and I'm like "Fuck no, bitch. That's my thing. Go away. You do not belong here." and stuff. I've turned into one of those horrible bitchy clingy girls and shit, but i don't fucking care because she is obnoxious! I mean, she waited for our scene to be over, followed us down the stairs, into the prop room, out of hte prop room, and outside, where I was all like "Bitch, get the hell away, the following exchange had nothing to do with you in to least go away now," or at least that's what i was thinking. And then she shows up today and is doing the same thing! And barging in on my conversations with the Brian! Shit, LEAVE ME ALONE, KTHX. And her brother can fuck off too. I don't like him much at all.

Blahrgh.

Title:	I can has cutest picture ever?
Tag, you're it.:	jesus show, slave armies
Date:	2008-11-13 @ 22:07
Security:	public
Sounds like:	#1 Crush - Garbage
Emotional emotions:	mischievous

This is the fucking funniest thing ever. THEY ARE ALL MINIATURE SHAWNS!x
He's trying to create a little clone army of himself, but I called dibs on the red one. Who is a 10-year old kid that curses in church and has total tai kwan do ninja skills.

Needless to say, tonight was really fucking fun. Herod scene: Me, Sarina (I think that's her name? The one with the hat I kept stealing), Mercedes, Shawn, X, and 2.0. It was awesome, and we took nothing seriously.

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING HOT MY BOYFRIEND IS. LOOK.