Ever realize how screwed up Romeo And Juliet's plot is? Seriously...boy is sad because girl does not want to do him. Boy goes to party to see girl. Boy meets other girl. Boy and girl make out. Boy sneaks into girl's back yard and proposes. Boy and girl get married. Shit goes down, they both kill themselves. Boy is 16, girl is 12. It's a known fact that Juliet was probably the rebound from Rosaline, and Romeo is extremly flighty and overdramatic, but WTF, Juliet? YOU ARE TWELVE YEARS OLD AND MARRIED TO THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DUDE YOU MET, LIKE, SEVEN HOURS AGO. WTF? THAT IS SO SCREWED UP.

Seriously, when I was twelve, and a fifteen year old boy I'd only known a few hours asked me out, I freaked, flipped out, panicked, laughed in his face, and caused some permamant damage. Ouch. 

But WTF is with this? WHAT IS HE WAS SOME MASS MURDERER? WHAT IF HE WAS REALLY A CHICK? WHAT IF HE WAS AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE? WHO THE HELL WOULD MARRY A DUDE THEY MET LESS THAN AN DAY AGO? 





So screwed up.